A WILD PIKACHU APPEARED!

Aww he's cute let's keep him!

*Lee throws Pokeball*

*Pikachu was captured*

Ahh yey!

Never try to cook an octopus in a microwave !

I was going to explain this, but the illustration says it all. Never try to cook an octopus in a microwave (unless it is this microwave which has proven to be octopus safe, not to mention great value for money)

You have been warned.

We do not condone cooking octopuses that do not deserve to be eaten. We know that some do deserve such an end, some octopuses can be douchebags. Make sure the eating of your octopus is justified, we beg of you.

The Squba Squirrel

In order to protect the octopuses of the world we must monitor them closely. In doing this we can investigate the way move, we can help them if they are danger and, well, everyone loves to watch a good octopus vs shark fight.

An exciting occurence that we have noticed is a number of creatures that have begun to interact with the octopuses, perhaps socially... the one we will discuss here is a squirrel who appears to have fashioned his own scuba suit out of pen lids and shoe laces. We've aptly named him Squba Squirrel. Alliteration.

Here is what we've seen:

If anyone can interpret this animalistic behaviour, please inform us. The comments section is open.

I remain baffled.

octosnail!

We like Octopuses

Y'kno...we really like octopuses. It's not a secret. Tell people if you want to, we encourage you to. Seriously. It's not a big deal. And if you're questioning the validity of my grammar right now, the plural for octopus is indeed octopuses. I looked it up especially for this post.

The reasons why we like them really so much a lot is threefold.

Octopuses are magical:

Octopuses are mysterious:

And most importantly (this makes them the most lovable) they are dangerous:

One free tentacle to wrestle sharks with.

So in conclusion, octopuses: we love them.

My Mermaid Girlfriend and I

This is a drawing I did of me and my girlfriend, she is a beautiful mermaid. However she graffiti'd it, she wrote our names on it. So she had to be punished. I turned her into a human. She is okay with it.

This is the Octopus Beam Squad

We are named Lee and Conner. We aim to defeat the enemies of the octopus with beams of unspecified energy. But in our spare time we jot down the things that are in our minds. So we thought we'd make a blog to see what people thought of these things we jot. We think we are hilarious so this could be interesting...

Feel free to comment on anything we post, we (for the best part) try to stay open minded and not take offense. However there will be occasions when we are not feeling happy with the world and we may attack, provoked or not, there is no telling what will happen. So to save us all the stress of replacing our pencils when we (try to) snap them with rage tell us what we wanna hear okey?

WELCOME TO THE OCTOPUS BEAM SQUAD VLOG...yes, vlog

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